I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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