So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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