you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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