Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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