Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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