I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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