I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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