My brain says no but my pants say off.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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