He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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