i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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