we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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