therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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