Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
