oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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