his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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