were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
