like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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