I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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