I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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