Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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