I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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