I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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