There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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