I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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