I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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