cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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