Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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