I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We were destined to go to rehab together
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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