he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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