Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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