I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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