# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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