she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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