oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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