The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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