Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
