i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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