That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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