feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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