p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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