My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize