Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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