So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I have demons in me.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
