I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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