Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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