Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
