I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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