My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
