Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
