I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
