Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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