Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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