its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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