i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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