I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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