it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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