rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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