Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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