I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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